perfectly-imperfect-carlos:

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

Cecil when he is forced to attend another intern’s funeral

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

phurlz:

This is my favorite scene of Bob’s Burgers ever.

(Source: spattergroit101, via 27cvlt)

lanashiftdelrey:

brother: want a cookie?

me: sure

brother: go get it yourself

me:

image

(via motorized-cows)

zzbbtt:

i dont think i’ll ever stop reblogging this shit

(Source: porndirector, via artichoke-on-my-dick)